30 REASONS: Why Mark Bellhorn Will Sign With All 30 Teams

REASONS WHY MARK BELLHORN WILL SIGN WITH ALL 30 TEAMS (by PHIL RIPPA – with help)   Angels (From Bill): “They would sign him and then teach him how not to draw walks” Arizona Diamondbacks: Would be a mortal lock if he was a former Yankee. But being someone else’s castoff works close enough. Atlanta Braves: Bellhorn signing with Atlanta […]

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30 REASONS: Why Alex Rodriguez will be traded to every team

(by PHIL RIPPA) – Originally posted 10/13/2006. Figured it was appropriate to re-post this one now. With A-Rod stinking up another post season, the immediate calls to trade him by Yankees fans and the sports media and anyone who wanted to pretend they followed sports came fast and furious. MLB GMs immediately tried to determine why they should acquire A-Rod […]

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